What is your favorite color? ; Blue . . . No . . . Yel ooouuuwww!!
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What is the Capital of Asira?
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What is the air speed velocity of a sparrow?
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Bring out your Dead!
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I'm not dead!
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None shall pass . . . ;What;None shall pass!
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I move . . . for no man.
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Camelot . . . Camelot . . . Camelot . . . (it's only a model). . . Shh!
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No. . . on second thought, let's not go to Camelot, tis a silly place.
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We apologize for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been
sacked.
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We apologize again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for
sacking those who have just been sacked, have been sacked.
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I am, and this trusty servant - Patsi.
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What ridden on a horse?
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Your using coconuts.
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What do you mean? ; Well this is a temperate zone.
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It could be carried by an African Swallow.
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I can't take him like that, it's against regulations.
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You're not fooling anyone ya know;Look. . .
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I da know, must be a king; Why?; Hasn't got shit all over him.
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I'm 37; What?; I'm 37, i'm not old.
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And how you'd get hay? By exploiting the workers.
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Didn't know we had a King, I thought we were an autonomous collective.
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I told you, we are a narcosyndiclist commune.
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Listen, strange women laying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a
government.
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Not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
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You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some
watery tart threw a sword at you.
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If I went around, saying i was an emperor just because some moistened bink
lobbed a sematar at me, they'd put me away.
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Come and see the violence inherited in the system, help, help, i'm being
repressed.
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Bloody peasant ; Oh what a give away, you heard it didn't you?
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Sir Lancelot - The Brave
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Sir Gallahad - The Pure
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Sir Robin - The not quite so Brave as Sir Lancelot
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Incidentally, my liege, just how do we know the Earth to be banana shaped?
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I have to push the Promelot
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Arthor . . . Arthor . . . King of the Britains . . .Oh stop grubelling
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The Quest for the Holy Grail
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This is the castle of my master Guida LaWapar.
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We already got one you see
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I told 'em we already got one
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Of course not, you are English Tarts
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I am French, why do you think I have this OUTRAGEOUS accent you silly
king.
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Well what are you doing in England?; Mind your own business
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You don't frighten us you English Pigdogs
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I blow my nose at you so called afro king, you and all your English kinigits
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What a strange person
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I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster and your father
smelt of elder berries.
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Fethca la Mush, Qua, fethca la mush
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Who jumps out? ; Lancelot, Galahad, and I
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If we built this large wooden badger?
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he buggered off, so he has, he scarfered
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e-yeah-yeah-su-na-me-nay,doe-na-a-ees-rek-we-em
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We are but 8 school young blondes and brunets, all between the ages of 16
and 19 1/2
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Let me go back in there and face the peril; No it's too periless
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Bet your gay; Am not
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Scene 24
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We are the keepers of the sacred words "NE", "PING", and "NEWOMP"
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We want . . . a . . . SHRUBBERY
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Bloody weather
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One day, all this will be yours; What, the curtains; No not the curtains lad
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But mother (father, i'm father), but father i don't want land
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When i started here all there was was swamp
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It sank into the swamp, so I built a second one, that sank into the swamp, so
i built a third one, that one burned down, fell over, then sank into the
swamp, but the FOURTH one stayed up
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Let's not bicker and argue about WHO killed WHO
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Message for you sir
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In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat robins minstrels; and
there was much rejoicing.
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Winter turned into Spring, Spring turned into Summer, Summer turned back
into Winter, and Winter gave Spring and Summer a miss and went straight
into Fall.
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Right, one rabbit stew coming right up.
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I soiled my armour I was so scared
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Oh shut-up and go and change your armour.
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We have the Holy Hangernade
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WE've got a Witch!
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Burn her, BURN HER!
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Logically: If she weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood; And Therefore; A WITCH
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There are some who call me ... TIM.
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A DUCK
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There, There is a cave that no man has ever entered, and beyond it is a bridge that no man has ever crossed.
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5 ( 3 sir) 3
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What do you burn besides witches ? More Witches !!!
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And suddenly the artist had a severe heart-attact,and the cartoon peril was no more.
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Did YOU dress her up like this? NO, NO, No, No, no, yes, no, yes, Yes, Abit, Abit... She has got a wart!!!
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King Arthor: Ok, Robin why don't you go.
Robin : I've got a great idea, why doesn't Launcelot go?
Launcelot : YES, My liege let me go... I will make a front from the north...
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Ok buddy, that's enough, get that camera out of here.
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The last resting place of the Holy Grail can be found in the castle AAAHHHHGGGG!!
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Maybe he was dictating.
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OOOOOUUUU! ; Nono AAAHHHGGG in the back of the throat. N0 No OOOUUU as in surprise; oh you mean sort of a OOOWWW!
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Moose bites can be pretty nasty.
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My sister was once bit by a moose once while carving he initials in it's back with the sharpend en of an interspace toohbrush given to her by her swedish brother-in-law.
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Moose trained to mix cement and fill out complicated insurance forms.
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I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I design and sell shrubberies.
